I have been on an extended hiatus
and have been spending most of my time with the gnome community that lives
nearby. But that’s a tale for yet another day.
Today it is my extreme pleasure to interview a long lived
group of thespians who have been presenting The Wizard of Oz for almost 50
years now. They are a dedicated group and have taken their craft very
seriously. I am lucky to have caught them between gigs.
They are here visiting
with a member of their troupe who had a unlucky incident with his personal
effects. And also I must report that the Professor himself has gone over the
rainbow and we will all miss his visage.
First I know that you would not recognize these players as
they are because in the 1960’s these puppets were distributed by a soap company
as a premium. The owner of the Gazette was a very young girl when she and her
mother collected the entire cast, minus poor Toto. It was only a short time ago
that he was located locally in a thrift shop. Happy Celebrate Oz Day. My name
is Ms. Baggs. I am the head reporter here at Ye Olde Crones Gazette.
All of the original costuming was made of plastic and was
not very attractive so through the years, other more appropriate costumes have
been made for the Wizard of Oz puppets.
Well here we have the entire ensemble sans Toto. Poor little
critter still doesn’t have a hand hold yet.
Let me begin with Glinda. Ms. Goodwitch, I would like to
know how it feels to have been playing the part of the good witch for all this time?
“Well, I must say it has been a pleasure to play such a divine and lovely
personage. I feel Glinda would be quite pleased with my portrayal of her
loveliness and grace.” Do you put any stock in the rumors that Glinda could
have been anything other than good? “Absolutely not, where in the world would
you have gotten that silly thought? Was it something that Baddy Bad said? I
don’t have to answer that question, we’re not having any of that silly “house wife”
tattling here!” No, Ms. Goodwitch, I was just asking a question, not trying to
start any of that nonsense. Thank you so much for your time. “Well thank your
lucky stars that I was available at all”.
Alrighty then, let us move on to a friendly looking fellow
who has been anxiously swishing his tail to talk to us. Mr. Leo, how have you
kept yourself prepared for the role of the cowardly lion? “I am by nature a
very confident and brave lion but it is fun to play a fella who lacks the
courage to truly live his life”. Are you aware that many of the readers love
the way you roar and could you demonstrate for us? “Oh, I’m afraid not, I might
hurt my growler and then I’d disappoint the fans who come to see us. Besides,
it’s so awfully loud, it hurts my ears.” We’ll let you go to attend to your
rehearsal then.
And now the very tall and attractive shiny man is in our
interview setting. Mr. Woodcutter, is the Tin Man’s role in the play a hard one
to prepare? “Why no, not at all, I am very fond of the role. My character
commands such empathy from the audience. Wouldn’t it be just awful not to have
a heart? I can’t even imagine such a thing.” Are you challenged by the role
after all these years? “No, I have my part down perfectly but sometimes it’s
hard to find the patience to keep everyone on task. We are a very amiable group
but there is a slight undercurrent of emotions sometimes on the personal level.
And when that starts then I have to step in and let everyone know, we can do
this, if we just work together.” Wow, it sounds like the troupe is lucky to
have a guy with such insight and heart, no pun intended.
And now if I can find him we will talk with the scarecrow
character Mr. Stuffing. Well I guess he’s wandered off, so let’s interview
Baddy Bad instead.
Ms. Bad, I am so happy to finally get to meet you in person.
I have a lot of questions but I’ll try to be brief as I can. What is with the
water? “Excuse me?” I’m sorry, but that part of the story just has never made
sense to me. Could you please explain why water would dissolve a perfectly
witchy witch? “Look, I’m only playing a part here. My real name is Baude not
Bad. I have been stuck in this role for ions and I’m not a wicked old witch. As
a matter of fact, I feel rather bad for having played this part because I have
given the world of witches a bad name because of the script.” So, you don’t
know why water would dissolve a witch? “Well I do know that I’m not the one
folks should be afraid of around these parts and water alone won’t do anything
to help, hurt or hinder a witch. As a matter of fact I’d like to state for the
record that I know there is good and bad, light and dark in all of us”. Well, I
am thrilled that you have set us straight on this point. Thank you for your
time. “You are welcome anytime, come tonight and see our performance, I know
you will enjoy it”.
Oh here comes the scarecrow now. Mr. Stuffing, could we sit
down and have that chat we talked about earlier? “I have no idea what you’re
talking about. I have a lunch engagement with my agent and my buddies the
crows.” Well I am sorry that we won’t be able to interview Mr. Stuffing, he’s
headed out of here like he’s on fire.
Last but certainly not least is the lovely young girl who
portrays Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz cast of puppets. Hello Ms. Wind. “Hello
Ms. Baggs”. What would you like to tell the readers about your character, her
motivation and her appeal to old and young alike? “Oh my goodness, that is a
compliment and a question. Where to begin? I believe that Dorothy Gale is like
all of us. We all get lost sometimes and I also believe that we have to look
inside ourselves to find our own way. Like being type cast because I am young
and attractive. Now that could get in a girls way of getting where I really
want to go, which is to get a contract with “Over the Rainbow” agency and get
to the big city where I can show off my stuff, like on Dancing with the Stars, instead
of being out here in the boonies, plugging along the same old path and having to act
with a bunch of bit players. I’d love instead to be starring in a role for the crowned
heads of Europe and other such wonderful people.” Well it’s nice to see you
have ambition, my dear.
This reporter has had an eye opening interview with this
cast of characters as they reach for their 50th anniversary as puppet players in The Wizard of Oz. Sometimes even over the rainbow things are not
what they first appear.
I hope you have been entertained by the goings on here and
will return on the 26th to see who our giveaway winners will be. All you have to do to win either of the prizes is to comment here on this post. Will it be the letter holder, or the Witch Craft book?
You have two chances to
win, so leave a comment on this post. I, Ms. Baggs will draw the names of the
winners and make the announcement, good luck.
Now go back to the list on Oma Linda’s Olde Baggs ‘n Stuft
Shirts and have more fun as we Celebrate Oz.
*****The opinions of the reporter and Ye Olde Crones Gazette
are based on years of following this motley crew of puppets on many adventures.
Thank you for reading it as tongue in cheek. And look for The Real Puppets of
‘Burque on TV in the fall. hehehehehe