For those of you who are new or relatively new to my Gazette, you probably haven't heard my story of the paper bag boy. I had to quit venting about him because he stalked me here and would get upset and gripe to Shelley and so I stopped, not for him but because I didn't want to cause anymore problems for her but........as the saying goes......the time has come, the time is now.
So let me regale you with the tale of the Paper bag boy, shall we? I have a lovely daughter, Shelley and two fabulously entertaining grands Ry and GK. They all came to live with us, it will be two years ago this July. Prior to that they lived in hell.....er South Carolina with the paper bag boy. Paper bag boy had to move home to be close to the Queen of England (mom) and his backwoods bubba Daddy in Columbia, where people knew how to be nice to people. Cuz Gawd knows we here in New Mexico are a bunch of hooligans with no class.
Up to the time of their move in May 2007, they lived in our old house not but 1.2 miles away. So I got to see the grands lots. Paper bag boy had come from SC and married Shelley in 2003. The two had met while she was working in Mississippi.
Anyway, when Paper bag boy could no longer stand New Mexico and all the horrible hispanic people here (not that he is prejudice except for blacks, hispanics and anyone else who isn't a bubba just like him), he moved home to be close to mommy and daddy. He (PBB) has never had a stellar history at keeping a job but I don't think he worked but maybe 4 months the whole 2 years they lived there. Shelley stayed home at first but they couldn't have the luxuries they needed like food, rent, heat, lights, diapers, formula.....you know all those extras that growing kids need.......so PPB borrowed from us and his folks. And this is why Shelley left everything she had moved from NM to SC, all the furniture, dishes, glassware collection, and brought the kids toys and clothes and came home to some security, and shelter from the idiot storm.
Shelley filed her taxes this year and was going to receive a nice return that she was going to use to take the kids to Colorado to the Ren Faire and to put a down payment on her own car since she has been using our second car for almost two years. That is until today when she found out she would not be getting a return and would instead be paying off Darren Thomas Doar's $22,000.00 unpaid tax bill. And that's the balance after the kids vacation and the down payment on the car money.
He said today, just as he has for all these years,the same old lie....."honey, I'll take care of it". The only fool who believes this fool, is him. And now you know why I call him Paper bag boy.......the bag wins the IQ test.
Just in case you are wondering, yes, Shelley is in process of getting a divorce. Yes, Shelley is going to go to the IRS and give them a written testimony as to her copability but his non payment of taxes. Yes, Shelley is heartbroken, yet again, but this is just one more reason to kick this dumb ass to the curb. He has nailed the last nail in his coffin. Bye, Bye PPB.