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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Warning...pictures are graphic

ZOMBIES

And I have never been a follower of the cult adventures of such. But just because I actually said, "I don't believe in Zombies" to Shel and the kids....we'll see what I found on my front porch today.

I love me some trailer trash pink flamingoes as front yard decorations. I used to only have them in the backyard when I thought I would be judged for my decor choices. You know, just in case HGTV was driving down my street and the uncouth and just plain wrong police jump out of a van and issue me a yard deco violation. But then I realized, I wasn't afraid of a little negative press and moved them out front. Especially, in light of the fact that I am the only old person on the block who gives a holiday big one anyway. And to me flamingoes fill in when there aren't any major cultural and community doings to celebrate.


But this sight was just a jaw dropper. I never expected that I would see this. Poor little fella never had a chance. And the other two....well, I'm just appalled....

Now I'm gonna have to warn the yard gnomes to be on alert, damn shame.

10 comments:

  1. LOL. Poor dears. Mine are hiding in the barn. I shall tell them to stay there.

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  2. Full belly laugh going on around here. Too fun!!
    Thanks for the giggle.
    Have a great day.
    Always, Queenie

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  3. I'm confused. Are you saying somebody took them out of your yard and put them on your porch? Well, if that's the case I think you need to FILL the yard with 'em!! Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones, every one you can get your hands on. Heck, maybe all of your readers can send you one!

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  4. Aaaw, they are cute! I'd love to put some on the balcony. ^^

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  5. ROFLMAO, what a terrible end... I'd worry about the tortoises too

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  6. quick..GET THEM BACK OUTSIDE!! THEY LOOK MARVELOUS!!
    WHAT'S YOU ADDRESS? I NEEDS ME SOME MORE PINK FLAMINGOS!!

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  7. Hahahaha! I am in the floor. Those are awesome! You should display them year round just to see cars slow as they pass. Cheers to the creative minds in your home.

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