And I have never been a follower of the cult adventures of such. But just because I actually said, "I don't believe in Zombies" to Shel and the kids....we'll see what I found on my front porch today.
I love me some trailer trash pink flamingoes as front yard decorations. I used to only have them in the backyard when I thought I would be judged for my decor choices. You know, just in case HGTV was driving down my street and the uncouth and just plain wrong police jump out of a van and issue me a yard deco violation. But then I realized, I wasn't afraid of a little negative press and moved them out front. Especially, in light of the fact that I am the only old person on the block who gives a holiday big one anyway. And to me flamingoes fill in when there aren't any major cultural and community doings to celebrate.
Now I'm gonna have to warn the yard gnomes to be on alert, damn shame.